we are the living and dying

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:41:16 -0400

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LMAO

beeishappy: TDS | TCR 2013.04.22 [x]

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:39:06 -0400

beeishappy:

TDS | TCR 2013.04.22 [x]

kyttwrites: They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:36:52 -0400

kyttwrites:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.

I will ALWAYS reblog these two, because well… some fairy tales do come true.

hippy-daze: kripke-is-my-king: hahry: a venn diagram of the things george washington said not...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:27:40 -0400

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:11:44 -0400

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liddo-cait: i reblogged this before but we actually started...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:07:17 -0400

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:06:28 -0400

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: overhumor: Trust me, you need...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:59:44 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

overhumor:

Trust me, you need this on your blog

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket: Fall Out Boy concerts aka a room full of people singing the same song...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:56:53 -0400

takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

Fall Out Boy concerts aka a room full of people singing the same song with different lyrics

tastefullyoffensive: Just stop.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:53:43 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Just stop.

steadymobbing: steadymobbing: i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:52:06 -0400

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:47:40 -0400

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kittensandcoffee: the-absolute-funniest-posts: steampoweredcupc...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:46:31 -0400

kittensandcoffee:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

steampoweredcupcake:

giraffesonparade:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

sorveharth:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS

I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”

I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”

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SO MANY PUNS

Photo

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:45:02 -0400

castielinablanket: pippin-and-other-drugs: remember when we...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:42:52 -0400

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

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Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:41:04 -0400

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: ericandy: BRINGING THIS BACK...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:39:51 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ericandy:

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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dustonthewind:

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:35:35 -0400

dustonthewind:

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:33:01 -0400

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

truthfacts: lardpotato: What is this I need to know. It’s...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:31:25 -0400

truthfacts:

lardpotato:

What is this I need to know.

It’s called This Is The End. It’s coming out this year. It’s about an apocalypse situation in which all the main characters are well-known celebrities at a party, ie Emma Watson, Seth Rogen, etc.

I AM SO EXCITE